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CHAPTER 5
My School-days
Contents
My first
schoolmaster , "Preter
pluperfect tense" , The "penny
pig" , Country picnics , Pupil at the High School , Dislike of Latin , Love of old buildings , Their masonry , Sir Walter Scott , "The Heart of Midlothian" , John Linnell , The collecting period , James Watt , My father's workshop , Make peeries, cannon, and "steels" , School friendships , Paterson's ironfoundry , His foremen , Johnie Syme , Tom Smith and chemical experiments , Kid gloves and technical knowledge
BEFORE I went to school
it was my good fortune to be placed under the special care of my
eldest sister, jane. She was twenty years older than myself, and
had acquired much practical experience in the management of the
younger members of the family. I could not have had a more
careful teacher. She initiated me into the difficulties of A B C,
and by learning me to read she gave me a key to the thoughts of
the greatest thinkers who have ever lived.
But all this was
accomplished at first in a humdrum and tentative way. About
seventy years ago children's books were very uninteresting. In
the little stories manufactured for children, the good boy ended
in a Coach-and-four, and the bad boy in a ride to Tyburn. The
good boys must have been a set of little snobs and prigs, and I
could scarcely imagine that they could ever have lived as they
were represented in these goody books. If so, they must have been
the most tiresome and uninteresting vermin that can possibly be
imagined. After my sister had done what she could for me, I was
sent to school to learn "English." I was placed under
the tuition of a leading teacher called Knight, whose school-room
was in the upper storey of a house in George Street. Here I
learned to read with ease. But my primitive habit of spelling by
ear, in accordance with the simple sound of the letters of the
alphabet (phonetically, so to speak) brought me into collision
with my teacher. I got many a cuff on the side of the head , and
many a "palmy" on my hands with a thick strap of hard
leather, which did not give me very inviting views as to the
pleasures of learning. The master was vicious and vindictive. I
think it a cowardly way to deal with a little boy in so cruel a
manner, and to send him home with his back and fingers tingling
and sometimes bleeding, because he cannot learn so quickly as his
fellows.
On one occasion Knight
got out of temper with my stupidity or dulness in not
comprehending something about 'a preter-pluperfect tense,' or
some mystery of that sort. He seized me by the ears, and beat my
head against the wall behind me with such savage violence that
when he let me go, stunned and unable to stand, I fell forward on
the floor bleeding violently at the nose, and with a terrific
headache. The wretch might have ruined my brain for life. I was
carried home and put to bed, where I lay helpless for more than a
week. My father threatened to summon the teacher before the
magistrates for what might have been a fatal assault on poor
little me; but on making a humble apology for his brutal usage he
was let off. Of course I was not sent back to his school.
I have ever since entertained a hatred against grammatical rules.
There was at that time
an excellent system of teaching young folks the value of thrift.
This consisted in saving for some purpose or another the
Saturdays penny -- one penny being our weekly allowance of
pocket-money. The feats we could perform in the way of procuring
toys, picture-books, or the materials for constructing flying
kites, would amaze the youngsters of the present day, who are
generally spoiled by extravagance. And yet we obtained far more
pleasure from our purchases. We had in my time "penny
pigs," or thrift boxes. They were made in a vase form, of
brown glazed earthenware, the only entrance to which was a slit
-- enough to give entrance to a penny. When the Saturday's penny
was not required for any immediate purposes, it was dropped
through the slit, and remained there until the box was full. The
maximum of pennies it could contain was about forty-eight. When
that was accomplished, the penny pig was broken with a hammer,
and its rich contents flowed forth. The breaking of the pig was
quite an event. The fine fat old George the Third penny pieces
looked thoroughly substantial in our eyes. And then there was the
spending of the money,-- for some long-looked-for toy, or
pencils, or book, or painting materials.
One of the ways in
which I used my Saturday pennies was in going with some of my
companions into the country to have a picnic. We used to light a
fire behind a hedge or a dyke, or in the corner of some ruin, and
there roast our potatoes, or broil a red herring on an extempore
gridiron we contrived for the purpose. We lit the fire by means
of a flint and steel and a tinder-box, which in those days every
boy used to possess. The bramble-berries gave us our dessert. We
thoroughly enjoyed these glorious Saturday afternoons. It gave us
quite a Robinson Crusoe sort of feeling to be thus secluded from
the world. Then the beauty of the scenery amidst which we took
our repast was such as I cannot attempt to describe. A walk of an
hour or so would bring us into the presence of an old castle, or
amongst the rocky furze and heather-clad hills, amidst clear
rapid streams, so that, but for the distant peeps of the city,
one might think that he was far from the busy haunts of men and
boys.
To return to my
school-days. Shortly after I left the school in George Street,
where the schoolmaster had almost split my skull in battering it
upon the wall behind me, I was entered as a pupil at the
Edinburgh High School, in October 1817. The school was situated
near the old Infirmary. Professor Pillans was the rector, and
under him were four masters. I was set to study Latin under Mr.
Irvine. He was a mere schoolmaster in the narrowest sense of the
term. He was not endowed with the best of tempers, and it was
often put to the breaking strain by the tricks and negligence of
the lower-form portion of his class. It consisted of nearly two
hundred boys; the other three masters had about the same number
of scholars. They each had a separate class-room.
I began to learn the
elementary rudiments of Latin grammar. But not having any natural
aptitude for aquiring classic learning so called, I fear I made
but little progress during the three years that I remained at the
High School. Had the master explained to us how nearly allied
many of the Latin and Greek roots were to our familiar English
words, I feel assured that so interesting and valuable a
department of instruction would not have been neglected. But our
memories were strained by being made to say off "by
heart," as it was absurdly called, whole batches of
grammatical rules, with all the botheration of irregular verbs
and suchlike. So far as I was concerned, I derived little benefit
from my High School teaching, except that I derived one lesson
which is of great use in after life. I mean as regards the
performance of duty. I did my tasks punctually and cheerfully,
though they were far from agreeable. This is an exercise in early
life that is very useful in later years.
In my walks to and
from the High School, the usual way was along the North and South
Bridges, -- the first over the Nor' Loch, now the railway
station, and the second over the Cowgate. That was the main
street between the Old Town and the New. But there were numerous
wynds and closes (as the narrow streets are called) which led
down from the High Street and the upper part of the Canongate to
the High School, through which I often preferred to wander. So
long as Old Edinburgh was confined within its walls the nobles
lived in those narrow streets; and the Old houses are full of
historical incident. My father often pointed out these houses to
me, and I loved to keep up my recollections. I must have had a
little of the antiquarian spirit even then. I got to know the
most remarkable of those ancient houses -- many of which were
distinguished by the inscriptions on the lintel of the entrance,
as well as the arms of the former possessors. Some had mottoes
such as this: "BLESIT BE GOD AND HYS GIFTIS. 1584."
There was often a tower-shaped projection from the main front of
the house, up which a spiral stair proceeded.
This is usually a
feature in old Scotch buildings. But in these closes the entrance
to the houses was through a ponderous door, studded with great
broad-headed nails, with loopholes at each side of the door, as
if to present the strongest possible resistance to any attempt at
forcible entrance. Indeed, in the old times before the Union the
nobles were often as strong as the King, and many a time the High
Street was reddened by the blood of the noblest and bravest of
the land. In 1588 there was a cry of " A Naesmyth,"
"A Scott," in the High Street. It was followed by a
clash of arms, and two of Sir Michael Naesmyth's sons were killed
in that bloody feud. Edinburgh was often the scene of such
disasters. Hence the strengthening of their houses, so as to
resist the inroads of feudal enemies.
Doorhead,
from an old mansion
The mason-work of the doors was executed
with great care and dexterity. It was chamfered at the edges in a
bold manner, and ornamented with an O.G. bordering, which had a
fine effect while it rendered the entrance more pleasant by the
absence of sharp angles. The same style of ornamentation was
generally found round the edges of the stone-work of the windows,
most commonly by chamfering off the square angle of the
stone-work, This not only added a grim grace to the appearance of
the windows, but allowed a more free entrance of light into the
apartments, while it permitted the inmates to have a better
ranged view up and down the Close. These gloomy-looking mansions
were grim in a terrible sense, and they reminded one of the
fearful transactions of "the good old times!"
On many occasions,
when I was taking a daunder through these historic houses in the
wynds and closes of the Old Town, I have met Sir Walter Scott
showing them to his visitors, and listened to his deep, earnest
voice while narrating to them some terrible incident in regard to
their former inhabitants. On other occasions I have frequently
met Sir Walter sturdily limping along over the North Bridge,
while on his way from the Court of Session (where he acted as
Clerk of the Records) to his house in Castle Street. In the same
way I saw most of the public characters connected with the Law
Courts or the University. Sir Waiter was easily distinguished by
his height, as well as his limp or halt in his walk. My father
was intimate with most, if not all, of the remarkable Edinburgh
characters, and when I had the pleasure of accompanying him in
his afternoon walks I could look at them and hear them in the
conversations that took place.
I remember, when I was
with my father in one of his walks, that a young English artist
accompanied us. He had come across the Border to be married at
Gretna Green, and he brought his bride onward to Edinburgh. My
father wished to show him some of the most remarkable old
buildings of the town. It was about the end of 1817, when one of
the most interesting buildings in Edinburgh was about to be
demolished. This was no less a place than the Old Tolbooth in the
High Street, -- a grand but gloomy old building. It had been
originally used as the city palace of the Scottish kings. There
they held their councils and dispensed justice. But in course of
time the King and Court abandoned the place, and it had sunk into
a gaol or prison for the most abandoned of malefactors. After
their trial the prisoners were kept there waiting for execution,
and they were hanged on a flat-roofed portion of the building at
its west end.
The Old
Tolbooth, Edinburgh. By Alexander Nasmyth. From the drawing in
the possession of lord Inglis, Lord Justice-General.
At one of the strongest parts of the
building a strong oak chest, iron-plated, had been built in, held
fast by a thick wall of stone and mortar on each side. The iron
chest measured about nine feet square, and was closed by a strong
iron door with heavy bolts and locks. This was the Heart of
Midlothian, the condemned cell of the Tolbooth.[note:
Long after the condemned cell had been pulled down, an English
Chartist went down to Edinburgh to address a large meeting of his
brother politicians. He began by addressing them as "Men
of the Heart of Midlothian!" There was a loud guffaw
throughout the audience. He addressed them as if they were a body
of condemned malefactors.]
The iron chest was so heavy that the large
body of workmen could not, with all their might, pull it out.
After stripping it of its masonry, they endeavoured by strong
levers to tumble it down into the street. At last, with a
"Yo! heave ho!" it fell down with a mighty crash.
The iron chest was so strong that it held
together, and only the narrow iron door, with its locks, bolts,
and bars, was burst open, and jerked off amongst the bystanders.
It was quite a scene. A large crowd had
assembled, and amongst them was Sir Walter Scott. Recognising my
father, he stood by him, while both awaited the ponderous crash.
Sir Walter was still the Great Unknown. When his Heart of
Midlothian was published in the course of the following year,
it was pretty well known that he was the author of that
fascinating novel. Sir Waiter got the door and the key, as
relics, for his house at Abbotsford.
There was a rush of
people towards the iron chest to look into the dark interior of
that veritable chamber of horrors. My father's artist friend went
forward with the rest, and endeavoured to pick up some remnant of
the demolished structure. As soon as the clouds of dust had been
dispersed, he observed, under the place where the iron box had
stood, a number of skeletons of rats, as dry as mummies. He
selected one of these,[note: I was so much impressed with
the events of the day, and also with the fact of the young artist
having taken with him so repulsive a memento as a rat's skeleton,
that I never forgot it. More than half century later, when I was
at a private view of the Royal Academy, I saw sitting on one of
the sofas a remarkable and venerable-looking old gentleman. On
inquiring of my friend Thomas Webster who he was, he answered,
"Why, that's old Linnell!" I then took the liberty of
sitting down beside him, and, apologising for my intrusion on his
notice, I said it was just fifty-seven years since I had last
seen him! I mentioned the circumstance of the rat-skeleton which
he had put in his pocket at Edinburgh. He was pleased and
astonished to have the facts so vividly recalled to his mind. At
last he said, "Well, I have that mummy rat, the relic of the
Heart of Midlothian, safe in a cabinet of curiosities in my house
at Redhill to this day."]
wrapped it in a
newspaper and put it in his pocket as a recollection of his first
day in Edinburgh, and of the final destruction of the "Heart
of Midlothian." This artist was no other than John Linnell,
the afterwards famous landscape painter. He was then a young and
unknown man. He brought a letter of introduction to my father. He
also brought a landscape as a specimen of his young efforts, and
it was so splendidly done that my father augured a brilliant
career for this admirable artist.
I had the pleasure of
seeing Sir Waiter Scott on another and, to me, a very memorable
occasion. From an early period of my schoolboy days I had a great
regard for every object that had reference to bygone times. They
influenced my imagination, and conjured up in my mind dreamy
visions of the people of olden days. It did not matter whether it
was an old coin or an old castle. took pleasure in rambling about
the old castles near Edinburgh, many of them connected with the
times of Mary Queen of Scots. Craigmillar Castle was within a few
miles of the city; there was also Crighton Castle, and above all
Borthwick Castle. This grand massive old ruin left a deep
impression on my mind. the sight of its gloomy interior, with the
great hall lighted up only by stray glints of sunshine, as if
struggling for access through the small deep-seated windows in
its massive walls, together with its connection with the life and
times of Queen Mary, had a far greater influence upon my mind
than I experienced while standing amidst the Coliseum at Rome.
Like many
earnest-minded boys, I had a severe attack at the right time of
life, say from 12 to 15, of what I would call "the
collecting period." This consisted, in my case, of
accumulating old coins, perhaps one of the most salutary forms of
this youthful passion. I made exchanges with my school
companions. Sometimes my father's friends, seeing my anxiety to
improve my collection gave me choice specimens of bronze and
other coins of the Roman emperors, usually duplicates from their
own collection.
These coins had the
effect of promoting my knowledge of Roman history. I read up in
order to find out the acts and deeds of the old rulers of the
civilised world. Besides collecting the coins, I used to make
careful drawings of the obverse and reverse faces of each in an
illustrated catalogue which I kept in my little coin cabinet.
I remember one day,
when sitting beside my father making a very careful drawing of a
fine bronze coin of Augustus, that Sir Walter Scott entered the
room. He frequently called upon my father in order to consult him
with respect to his architectural arrangements. Sir Walter caught
sight of me, and came forward to look over the work I was engaged
in. At his request I had the pleasure of showing him my little
store of coin treasures, after which he took out of his waistcoat
pocket a beautiful silver coin of the reign of Mary Queen of
Scots, and gave it to me as being his "young brother
antiquarian." I shall never forget the kind fatherly way in
which he presented it. I considered it a great honour to be
spoken to in so friendly a way by such a man; besides, it vastly
enriched my little collection of coins and medals.
It was in the year 1817
that I had the pleasure, never to be forgotten, of seeing the
great engineer, James Watt. He was then close upon his
eighty-second year. His visit to Edinburgh was welcomed by the
most distinguished scientific and literary men of the city. My
father had the honour of meeting him at a dinner given by the
Earl of Buchan, at his residence in George Street. There were
present, Sir James Hall, President of the Royal Society; Francis
Jeffrey, Editor of the Edinburgh Review; Walter Scott,
still the Great Unknown; and many other distinguished
notabilities. The cheerful old man delighted them with his kindly
talk, as well as astonished them with the extent and profundity
of his information.
On the following day Mr.
Watt paid my father a visit he carefully examined his artistic
and other works. Having inspected with great pleasure some
landscape paintings of various scenes in Scotland executed by my
sisters, who were then highly efficient artists, he purchased a
specimen of each, as well as three landscapes painted by my
father, as a record of his pleasant visit to the capital of his
native country. I well remember the sight I then got of the Great
Engineer. I had just returned from the High School when he was
leaving my father's house. It was but a glimpse I had of him. But
his benevolent countenance and his tall but bent figure made an
impression on my mind that I can never forget. It was even
something to have seen for a few seconds so truly great and noble
a man.
I did not long
continue my passion for the collection of coins, I felt a greater
interest in mechanical pursuits. I have a most cherished and
grateful remembrance of the happy hours and days that I spent in
my father's workroom. When the weather was cold or wet ,he took
refuge with his lathe and tools, and there I followed and watched
him. He took the greatest pleasure in instructing me. Even in the
most humble mechanical job he was sure to direct my attention to
the action of the tools and to the construction of the work he
had in hand, and pointed out the manipulative processes requisite
for its being effectually carried out. My hearty zeal in
assisting him was well rewarded by his implanting in my mind the
great fundamental principles on which the practice of engineering
in its grandest forms is based. But I did not learn this all at
once. It came only gradually, and by dint of constant repetition
and inculcation. In the meantime I made a beginning by doing some
little mechanical work on my own account.
While attending the
High School, from 1817 to 1820, there was the usual rage amongst
boys for spinning-tops, "peeries," and "young
cannon." By means of my father's excellent foot-lathe I
turned out the spinning-tops in capital style, so much so that I
be came quite noted amongst my school companions. They all wanted
to have specimens of my productions. They would give any price
for them. The peeries were turned with perfect accuracy, and the
steel shod, or spinning pivot, was centred so as to correspond
exactly with the axis of the top. They could spin twice as long
as the bought peeries. When at full speed they would
"sleep," that is, revolve without the slightest waving.
This was considered high art as regarded top-spinning.
Flying-kites and
tissue paper balloons were articles that I was somewhat famed for
producing. There was a good deal of special skill required for
the production of a flying-kite. It must be perfectly still and
steady when at its highest flight in the air . Paper messengers
were sent up to it along the string which held it to the ground.
The top of the Calton Hill was the most favourite place for
enjoying this pleasant amusement.
Another article for
which I became equally famous was the manufacture of small brass
cannon. These I cast and bored, and mounted on their appropriate
gun-carriages. They proved very effective, especially in the
loudness of the report when fired. I also converted large
cellar-keys into a sort of hand-cannon. A touch-hole was bored
into the barrel of the key, with a sliding brass collar that
allowed the key-guns to be loaded and primed and ready for
firing. The principal occasion on which the brass cannon and
hand-guns were used was on the 4th of June -- King George the
Thirds birthday. This was always celebrated with exuberant and
noisy loyalty. The guns of the Castle were fired at noon, and the
number of shots corresponded with the number of years that the
king had reigned. The grand old Castle was enveloped in smoke,
and the discharges reverberated along the streets and among the
surrounding hills. Everything was in holiday order. The coaches
were hung with garlands, the shops were ornamented, the troops
were reviewed on Bruntsfield Links, and the citizens drank the
king's health at the Gross, throwing the glasses over their
shoulders. The boys fired off gunpowder, or threw squibs or
crackers from morning till night. It was one of the greatest
schoolboy events of the year. My little brass cannon and
hand-guns were very busy during that day. They were fired until
they became quite hot. These were the pre-lucifer days. The fire
to light the powder at the touch-hole was obtained by the use of
a flint, a steel, and a tinder-box. The flint was struck sharply
on the steel; a spark of fire fell into the tinderbox, and the
match of hemp string, soaked in saltpetre, was readily lit, and
fired off the little guns.
I carried on quite a
trade in forging beautiful little steels. I forged them out of
old files, which proved excellent material for the purpose. I
filed them up into neat and correct forms, and then hardened and
tempered them, secundum artem, at the little furnace stove
in my father's workroom, where of course there were also a
suitable anvil, hammer, and tongs. I often made potent use of
these steels in escaping from the ordeal of some severe task
imposed upon me at school. The schoolmaster often deputed his
authority to the monitors to hear us say our lessons. But when I
slyly exhibited a beautiful steel the monitor could not maintain
his grim sense of duty, and he often let me escape the ordeal of
repeating some passage from a Latin school-book by obtaining
possession of the article. I thus bought myself off. This system
of bribery and corruption was no doubt shockingly improper, but
as I was not naturally endowed with the taste for learning Latin
and Greek, I continued my little diplomatic tricks until I left
school.
As I have said, I did
not learn much at the High School. My mind was never opened up by
what was taught me there. It was a mere matter of rote and cram.
I learnt by heart a number of Latin rules and phrases, but what I
learnt soon slipped from my memory. My young mind was tormented
by the tasks set before me. At the same time my hungry mind
thirsted for knowledge of another kind.
There was one thing,
however, that I did learn at the High School. That was the
blessings and advantages of friendship. There were several of my
schoolfellows of a like disposition with myself, with whom I
formed attachments which ended only with life. I may mention two
of them in particular -- Jemmy Patterson and Tom Smith. The
former was the son of one of the largest iron founders in
Edinburgh. He was kind, good, and intelligent. He and I were
great cronies. He took me to his father's workshops. Nothing
could have been more agreeable to my tastes. For there I saw how
iron castings were made. Mill-work and steam-engines were
repaired there, and I could see the way in which power was
produced and communicated. To me it was a most instructive school
of practical mechanics. Although I was only about thirteen at the
time, I used to "lend a hand," in which hearty zeal
made up for want of strength. I look back to these days,
especially to the Saturday afternoons spent in the workshops of
this admirably conducted iron foundry, as a most important part
of my education as a mechanical engineer. I did not read
about such things; for words were of little use. But I saw and
handled, and thus all the ideas in connection with them became
permanently rooted in my mind.
Each department of the
iron foundry was superintended by an able and intelligent man,
who was distinguished not only by his ability but for his
steadiness and sobriety. The men were for the most part promoted
to their fore-manship from the ranks, and had been brought up in
the workshop from their boyhood. They possessed a strong
individuality of character, and served their employer faithfully
and loyally. One of these excellent men, with whom I was
frequently brought into contact, was William Watson. He took
special charge of all that related to the construction and
repairs of steam-engines, water-wheels, and mill-work generally.
He was a skilful designer and draughtsman, and an excellent
pattern maker. His designs were drawn in a bold and distinct
style, on large deal boards, and were passed into the hands of
the mechanics to be translated by them into actual work. It was
no small privilege to me to stand by, and now and then hold the
end of the long straight edge, or by some humble but zealous
genuine help of mine contribute to the progress of these
substantial and most effective mechanical drawings. Watson
explained to me, in the most common-sense manner, his reasons for
the various forms, arrangements, and proportions of the details
of his designs . He was an enthusiast on the subject of Euclid;
and to see the beautiful problems applied by him in working out
his excellent drawings was to me a lesson beyond all price.
Watson was effectively
assisted by his two sons, who carried out their father's designs
in constructing the wood patterns after which the foundry-men or
moulders reproduced their forms in cast iron, while the smiths by
their craft realised the wrought-iron portions. Those sons of Mr.
Watson were of that special class of workmen called millwrights
-- a class now almost extinct, though many of the best known
engineers originally belonged to them. They could work with equal
effectiveness in wood or iron.
Another foreman in Mr.
Patterson's foundry was called Lewis. He had special charge of
the iron castings designed for architectural and ornamental
purposes. He was a man of great taste and artistic feeling, and I
was able even at that time to appreciate the beauty of his
designs. One of the most original characters about the foundry,
however, was Johnie Syme. He took charge of the old Boulton and
Watt steam-engine, which gave motion to the machinery of the
works. It also produced the blast for the Cupolas, in which the
pig and cast iron scrap was daily melted and cast into the
various objects produced in the foundry. Johnie was a complete
incarnation of technical knowledge. He was the Jack-of-all-trades
of the establishment; and the standing counsel in every
out-of-the-way case of managing and overcoming mechanical
difficulties. He was the superintendent of the boring machines.
In those days the boring of a steam-engine cylinder was
considered high art in excelsis! Patterson's firm was
celebrated for the accuracy of its boring.
I owe Johnie Syme a
special debt of gratitude, as it was he who first initiated me
into that most important of all technical processes in practical
mechanism -- the art of hardening and temperinq steel. It
is, perhaps, not saying too much to assert that the successful
practice of the mechanical arts, by means of which man rises from
the savage to the civilised state, is due to that wonderful
change. Man began with wood, and stone, and bone; he proceeded to
bronze and iron; but it was only by means of hardened
steel that he could accomplish anything in arms, in agriculture,
or in architecture. The instant hardening which occurs on
plunging a red-hot piece of steel into cold water may well be
described as mysterious. Even in these days, when science has
defined the causes of so many phenomena, the reason of steel
becoming hard on suddenly cooling it down from a red-heat, is a
fact that no one has yet explained. The steel may be tempered
by modifying the degree of heat to which it is afterwards
subjected. It may thus be toughened by slightly reheating
the hardened steel; the resoftening course is indicated by
certain prismatic tints, which appear in a peculiar order of
succession on its surface. The skilful artisan thus knows by
experience the exact point at which it is necessary again to
plunge it into cold water in order to secure the requisite
combination of toughness and hardness to the steel required for
his purposes.
In all these matters,
my early instructor, Johnie Syme, gave me such information as
proved of the greatest use to me in the after progress of my
mechanical career. Johnie Syme was also the very incarnation of
quaint sly humour; and when communicating some of his most valued
arcana of practical mechanical knowledge he always
reminded me of some of Ostade's Dutchmen, by an almost
indescribable sly humorous twinkle of the eye, which in that
droll way stamped his information on my memory.
Tom Smith was another
of my attached cronies. Our friendship began at the High School
in 1818. Our similarity of disposition bound us together. Smith
was the son of an enterprising general merchant at Leith. His
father had a special genius for practical chemistry. He had
established an extensive colour manufactory at Portobello, near
Edinburgh, where he produced white lead, red lead, and a great
variety of colours -- in the preparation of which he required a
thorough knowledge of chemistry.Tom Smith inherited his father's
tastes, and admitted me to share in his experiments, which were
carried on in a chemical laboratory situated behind his father's
house at the bottom of Leith Walk.
We had a special means
of communication. When anything particular was going on at the
laboratory, Tom hoisted a white flag on the top of a high pole in
his father's garden. Though I was more than a mile apart, I kept
a look-out in the direction of the laboratory with a spy-glass.
My father's house was at the top of Leith Walk, and Smith's house
was at the bottom of it. When the flag was hoisted I could
clearly see the invitation to me to "come down." I was
only too glad to run down the Walk and join my chum, and take
part with him in some interesting chemical process. Mr. Smith,
the father, made me heartily welcome. He was pleased to see his
son so much attached to me, and he perhaps believed that I was
worthy of his friendship. We took zealous part in all the
chemical proceedings, and in that way Tom was fitting himself for
the business of his life.
Mr. Smith was a most
genial tempered man. He was shrewd and quick-witted, like a
native of York, as he was. I received the greatest kindness from
him as well as from his family. His house was like a museum. It
was full of cabinets, in which were placed choice and interesting
objects in natural history, geology, mineralogy, and metallurgy.
All were represented. Many of these specimens had been brought to
him from abroad by his ship captains who transported his colour
manufactures and other commodities to foreign parts.
My friend Tom Smith
and I made it a rule -- and in this we were encouraged by his
father -- that, so far as was possible, we ourselves should
actually make the acids and other substances used in our
experiments. We were not to buy them ready made, as this would
have taken the zest out of our enjoyment. We should have lost the
pleasure and instruction of producing them by aid of our own wits
and energies. To encounter and overcome a difficulty is the most
interesting of all things. Hence, though often baffled , we
eventually produced perfect specimens of nitrous, nitric, and
muriatic acids. We distilled alcohol from duly fermented sugar
and water, and rectified the resultant spirit from fusel oil by
passing the alcoholic vapour through animal charcoal before it
entered the worm of the still. We converted part of the alcohol
into sulphuric ether. We produced phosphorus from bones, and
elaborated many of the mysteries of chemistry.
The amount of
practical information which we obtained by this system of making
our own chemical agents was such as to reward us, in many
respects, for the labour we underwent. To outsiders it might
appear a very troublesome and roundabout way of getting at the
finally desired result. But I feel certain that there is no
better method of rooting chemical or any other instruction,
deeply in our minds. Indeed, I regret that the same system is not
pursued by young men of the present day. They are seldom, if
ever, called upon to exert their own wits and industry to obtain
the requisites for their instruction. A great deal is now said
about "technical education"; but how little there is of
technical handiness or head work! Everything is bought ready
made to their hands; and hence there is no call for
individual ingenuity.
I often observe, in
shop-windows, every detail of model ships and model
steam-engines, supplied ready made for those who are "said
to be" of an ingenious and mechanical turn. Thus the vital
uses of resourcefulness are done away with, and a sham exhibition
of mechanical genius is paraded before you by the young impostors
-- the result, for the most part, of too free a supply of pocket
money. I have known too many instances of parents, led by such
false evidence of constructive skill, apprenticing their sons to
some engineering firm; and, after paying vast sums, finding out
that the pretender comes out of the engineering shop with no
other practical accomplishment than that of cigar-smoking!
The truth is that the
eyes and the fingers -- the bare fingers -- are the two
principal inlets to sound practical instruction. They are the
chief sources of trustworthy knowledge as to all the materials
and operations which the engineer has to deal with, No book
knowledge can avail for that purpose. The nature and properties
of the materials must come in through the finger ends. Hence, I
have no faith in young engineers who are addicted to wearing
gloves. Gloves, especially kid gloves, are perfect non-conductors
of technical knowledge. This has really more to do with the
efficiency of young aspirants for engineering success than most
people are aware of!
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